Friday, October 9, 2009

budtender (la-alameda/washington)

possible full time if it works out we are a growing co-op in la looking for a budtender perferably female must have doctors REC please send a pic and a number so we can contact you back thankyou

  • Location: la-alameda/washington
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  • Compensation: based on exp
PostingID: 1408069278

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/dmg/1408069278.html

Yes, BUDtender, not bartender

Monday, October 5, 2009

TWO BOXES 750 Q-TIPS FREE (Echo Park/Downtown)

Immaculate, stored in closet of pristine home. One sealed, unopened, new in box, one has about 25 taken out.

Great for cleaning video and recording heads.

Come and get it!


  • Location: Echo Park/Downtown
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PostingID: 1407640067

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/zip/1407640067.html

I call first dibs on the free Q tips

4 boxes of raisin bran cereal

4 new never opened boxes, mother in law bought WAY to many, any one wants then, come get them.

  • Location: rosamond
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PostingID: 1407776289

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/ant/zip/1407776289.html

Yummmmmm

Friday, October 2, 2009

re: hey nuggethead guy

Hey - my cousin is a radiologist at a "top medical imaging firm", and she didn't even graduate from high school!!

Way to go nugget-head guy!!

))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Due to the fact that you "work at one of the top medical imaging firms in the nation", can you give yourself a colonoscopy???
You may find your head up there

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PostingID: 1401557277

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/rnr/1401557277.html

You nugget head you

I NEED MORE FARMVILLE FRIENDS! - w4m - 28 (Carson City Nevada)

Hello fair craigslist dwellers. I am in serious need of your help. I guess my online social life isn't that hot because I am desperately lacking Farmville friends on Facebook. You don't even need to play farmville to help me out.. you just need to add me to your facebook and click a couple silly buttons and we're PALS!!!!!

How will this benefit you? Well, I'm cute and you can make all your other facebook friends JEALOUS with your new cute pal on facebook. You will be the envy of all your friends, I swear. Also... I'm smart and funny, so there's a chance I could amuse you in some way, it's worth a few clicks, I promise!!!!

So give me a chance! Age/Sex unimportant. A cool farm would be nice, but I'm not that picky.

email me and I'll send you my email and you can facebook stalk me and make sure my picture is up to par to make your friends and loved ones jealous. :D Thank you!!!


Jessica

  • Location: Carson City Nevada
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PostingID: 1382729980

http://reno.craigslist.org/stp/1382729980.html

I CANNOT BELIEVE PEOPLE ARE SEARCHING FOR FARMVILLE NEIGHBORS ON CRAIGSLIST

Need more crew on Facebook Yoville? - w4mw - 30 (Yoville)

Hi! I'm looking for more people to join my crew on Facebook / YoVille
http://www.facebook.com/jacky.lioness

  • Location: Yoville
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1401885856

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/stp/1401885856.html

Yes, Facebook applications are so addicting that people are being recruited through Craigslist.

trapped - m4w - 22 (oak park)

i cant get out because of my motorcycle accident.

I'm looking for a cool chick to bring a pizza
we can eat and watch tv together and chill.


i'm ready to eat now

  • Location: oak park
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
image 1402049170-0

http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/stp/1402049170.html

He's ready to eat now!

FREE MANSCAPE 4 STUDENTS - m4m

Look you BEST .... Trimmed and Groomed .... Students and Married Men too .... You will appreciate the Difference it Makes .... Be Your Sexiest !!!!

  • Location: Culver City / Palms
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PostingID: 1402463479

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/stp/1402463479.html

What is a manscape?

Realistic adult Thomas the Train Costume Party/Event - $100

Great realistic adult sized "Thomas the Train" costume for rent.

Surprise your Thomas loving kid at their next birthday or other event for a fraction of the cost of hiring an entertainer.

ASK ME ABOUT MY OTHER MASCOTS FOR RENT. (Elmo, Dora, Minnie etc)

Thanks for looking!

Mike
Location: Santa Monica
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image 1402457061-0image 1402457061-1
PostingID: 1402457061

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/bab/1402457061.html

Need a Halloween costume and in the LA area?

Feet Foot Fetish Pictures for sale. Taken just for you - $45 (Sherman Oaks)

I will take pictures of my AMAZING feet for you and send them your way for just $45. that is how much my pedicures cost! Its a deal if you ask me! I take some amazing pictures of my beautiful feel for all of you who have a foot fetish! Let me know :)
We can be discrete about this. We will use PAYPAL and i will email you the pictures!! here is an example of one i took today!

You tell me how you want them and i do so. Some like the stockings on or off with heels on. The soles of my feet , my toes. ETC



  • Location: Sherman Oaks
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PostingID: 1402457101

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/hab/1402457101.html

Selling pictures of her own feet!

Denny's of Enfield, last Sunday night. (Enfield, CT)

ou were enjoying a cup of coffee, while wrapped in plastic from head to toe. What's the deal with that?

  • Location: Enfield, CT
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PostingID: 1398781471

http://hartford.craigslist.org/mis/1398781471.html

Wrapped in plastic from head to toe? I wish there was a picture...

SOOTHE ME - m4w - 55 (EAST WINDSOR)

Searching for large female.pic hopefully will give you an idea.Around this size? GREAT!!!!! I'M A MALE LOOKING FOR THIS SIZE WOMEN

  • Location: EAST WINDSOR
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PostingID: 1364338118

http://hartford.craigslist.org/stp/1364338118.html

I hope this is serious or else that's not very nice...

Looking for Nudists - m4m - 36

I am a 36 year old male looking for anyone who wants to hang around naked.
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1389529475

http://hartford.craigslist.org/stp/1389529475.html

Just to hang around...

Bad boy who needs to be spanked hard!! - m4m - 19 (South Windsor)

Looking to spank a bad boy, humiliate him, and dicipline him...
NO PICTURE, NO RESPONSE.

BE PREPARED TO CRY, CRY, CRY...
You will be spanked till you cry, then the real spanking will start...
so it doesn't matter if it takes me 10 spanks or 600 spanks to make you cry,
i don't start counting spanks till you start to cry like a sissy boy.

NO PICTURE NO RESPONCE TO YOUR AD.
please send pictures to bigjmart1@yahoo.com

  • Location: South Windsor
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PostingID: 1391375670

http://hartford.craigslist.org/stp/1391375670.html

This is from my Hometown I had to post...

Thursday, October 1, 2009

SEEKING FEMALE SPANKOPHILE FOR FRIENDSHIP - m4w - 54

Las Vegas Gentleman seeking lady with spanking fetish for friendship and exploration.

If you think about being spanked...or giving a spanking...on a regular basis...even if you have no clue as to the why...I would like to talk to you.

I have had a "spanking fetish" (a very healthy interest in giving and taking domestic discipline type spankings) for more years than I can remember. Never figured out why...stopped trying long ago. Tried to suppress it...keeps coming back. Tried to deny it...keeps coming back. Try to ignore it...not an easy task. Now I am just accepting it as a part of who I am and am trying to find friends with similar thoughts and feelings with the intention of enjoying every day without "hiding" or "denying". It would be so grand to just be able to say to a friend..."Yea...I really need a good hard spanking...and end up getting one! Of course, we live on a round planet...what comes around goes around and all that...so of course I would be willing to give the same when requested to my friend. Sounds simple...but how many people do you know that you can make such a request from. I have found very few in my life.

18 to 60... if you are a spanko I would like to talk to you and see if our mutual interest will guide us into a friendship. I do not care what you look like, your weight, or the color of your skin. If you are into it...or think about it very regular...we should talk... Please write.

  • Location: LAS VEGAS
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1397398142

http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/stp/1397398142.html

Spanking fetish?

getting drunk alone - m4w - 44

I need to get drunk tonight, in a big way, and i need a shoulder to cry on in the process.

Are you out there? Please?

  • Location: East LV
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PostingID: 1399175875

http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/stp/1399175875.html

Enticing... Not so much.

HUMILIATE ME IN A GOODWILL DRESS@NYLONS7646709

ANYY WHITE GIRLLS WANNA BEET ME UP
@ MY APT......TOTALLY DRESS ME LIKE A WOMAN@BEET ME UP
I WANNA FEEL LIKE A CHIK THAT GETS BEET UP BY ANOTHER CHIKK

  • Location: 3@CHARLESTON
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image 1400898969-1
PostingID: 1400898969

http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/stp/1400898969.html

I'm speechless...

Beware 51 yo man w initials R.T. (Las Vegas)

This man's body is fine as hell, but please beware cuz he won't tell.... he has herpes.

  • Location: Las Vegas
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PostingID: 1401890211

http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/mis/1401890211.html

What a way to share such news... through Craig's List?

Lost my wallet in your car - m4m - 25 (Vasiline Alley)

Hello I am looking for this guy bold head about 5 feet 8 inches to 5'9 we met last night at the alley you drive a silver bmw 3 series convertible, we went for a drive and when i left your car my wallet fell in there and you took off i have all my stuff in there is a red Burberry wallet with yellow print in the front. please contact me if you see this asap thank you.

  • Location: Vasiline Alley
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PostingID: 1401992895

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mis/1401992895.html

Didn't your parents ever tell you not to get into a stranger's car?

driving down pico listening to the madonna song (Santa Monica)

around 10pm driving down Pico Bl. listening to dress you up,
you are a handsome man....e-mail me!!!!!

  • Location: Santa Monica
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1402440216

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mis/1402440216.html

This man is using Craig's List to find a man who was driving next to him on Pico...

Dope



Rogue, dullard, dim bulb, few bricks short of a full load


  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
image 1402422839-0image 1402422839-1
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PostingID: 1402422839

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/rnr/1402422839.html

This is an actual posting on Craigslist... I'm going to stay neutral, heck I wouldn't post this unless I agreed

wanna go skiing but out of snow. can anyone help? - m4w (southpark)

...anyone, bueller? not the policia. just don't know many people here. delivery would be fabulous. solid quality would be nice. peace.

  • Location: southpark
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PostingID: 1402110214

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/stp/1402110214.html

I have a very weird feeling that this man isn't looking for the weather type of snow in California...

Trail of the Dead - m4w - 38 (Manhattan Beach)

Looking for a friend date with a woman who is not my girlfriend to go to the Trail of the Dead on October 8, 2009 in Los Angeles. I am single professional male...decent looking. Must be nice, able to carry on a decent conversation and into the TOD. Email if interested.

  • Location: Manhattan Beach
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1402193142

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/stp/1402193142.html

Would you accompany a stranger to a place called The Trail of Dead?

Married Man for Married Woman - m4w - 31 (n/w OC)

I am married - please do not lecture or a preach to me... I know what I'm doing.

I'm not looking for a one time thing, I am looking for someone to get to know, meet and hang out, and eventually become very close friends with.

I prefer you be married and I am not looking for drama nor will I start any. I am 5'7", 175 lbs, Latin man, and been told I'm good looking.

And., sense of humor is A MUST! I prefer you be Latina or White, close to my age range, and attractive.

I hope to be your the special chosen one as you would be also.

Have a nice day.


  • Location: n/w OC
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1402238475

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/stp/1402238475.html

I wonder why he didn't include a picture? haha

Jesus Christ - m4w - 2000 (Blessed are the peacemakers)

Hey

Those who arrive early and stay late will be around a long time

Anyway...

Good looking male, couple thousand years old give or take a million and hoping for a womanly-type girl to email me so we can cuddle



  • Location: Blessed are the peacemakers
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
image 1402318910-0
PostingID: 1402318910

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/stp/1402318910.html

I'm not sure I understand this one...

I love to massage guys NSA! - m4m - 50

I just love to give massages. Call me if you want a great clothing options massage.

I truly believe in the healing properties of a great massage.

I'm a good looking athletic/muscular, professionally trained masseur, 5'9", 155#.

I really care about you with the best oils or lotions. I integrate Swedish, Deep Tissue, Trigger Point, Thai, Shiatsu, prostate and Tantric/sensual. Draping optional. Clothing optional.

I welcome all body types, ethnicities, orientation and ages. I respect your boundaries. Everything is safe and clean with a shower.

I’m just off the 405 near Manhattan Beach. Available all day most Fridays and weekends and into the late evening. I can be available at noon or evenings during the rest of the week. If I don't get back to you immediately I'm probably doing a massage.

  • Location: Manhattan, Redondo, Hawthorne
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
image 1402417807-0
PostingID: 1402417807

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/stp/1402417807.html

Would you want this man massaging you? Comment your thoughts...

lets hang out and watch porn together...Son - m4m - 49

still looking for that special SON .
Cool Dad here.
just want to hang out with you..
curious?
want to see Dads secret room?
I like to watch porn and J/O in there.
looking for a clean boy under 30. someone I can trust in my home.
It would be a nice pit stop from your daily grind to hang out for abit with me.
sit down , watch some porn, relax and rub one out.
is there anything your interested in doing?

  • Location: burbank
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
image 1402425862-0
PostingID: 1402425862

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/stp/1402425862.html


This is where I realized that my blog will no longer be PG-13... Oy Vey

i have cash, just need someone with a weed license and a car

can anyone please help me get some smoke. i'm having a really fucked up week and just want to check out. if you can help please hit me up. thanks.

  • Location: Cahuenga and riverside
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1402422370

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/stp/1402422370.html


Hmmm... this might actual be legal in LA?

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